I have a few (okay, a fair amount, ummmm… maybe a lot) of kitchen gadgets. Some I use more often than others, but I really do use them all at some point in time.
Most of the smaller gadgets tend to be “single-use”, meaning they have one specific purpose. A few can be a little more versatile, depending on what they are. I have gone through my kitchen drawers to thin the herd here and there, but there is one handy tool that I won’t get rid of: my plum pitter.
The thing has wicked sharp edges and is even more wickedly pointy. This is actually good, given the job it has to do. This allows for you to remove pits from plums with minimal amount of waste, which is always a plus. However, it can be a dangerous tool if you don’t know how to use it right. Ask me how I know.
The trick you need to know to use this tool well, is to be able to tell which way the pit is oriented. Plum pits are flat and oval-ish shaped so it does matter which way you stab your plums with the pitter. How can you tell how the pit is oriented when plums aren’t see through? Look at the stem end of the plum. You’ll notice that it isn’t really perfectly round, but instead is more tear-shaped (that’s “tear” as in the stuff that comes from your eyes). If you follow the pointy end of the tear-shape, you’ll also notice that there is a faint line that goes from the stem-end to the bottom of the plum. This lines up with the edge of the pit. If you slice along this line with a knife you will cut all along the edge of the pit and will be properly set up to remove it easily with the pitter.
Once you have sliced the plum all around the edge, you will take the plum pitter and insert the point through the stem end just a little above where the stem would have been. You’ll feel the pit as the pitter moves over it. Slide the pitter over the pit to the sides now to cut through the plum flesh and free one half of the plum. Turn the plum over and repeat the process to completely free the pit from the plum flesh. Now you can chew the little bit of plum still stuck to the pit. Oh, is that just me?